The Church of the future

This came into m emails today from a local Pastor
               is it the way forward for the Church? 
                  I really hope not, because it removes all human interaction and I believe Jesus came to create community.

CHURCH SERVICE of THE FUTURE 

PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!" 

CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!" 

PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone,
and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians 13:13. And please switch on your
Bluetooth to download the sermon." 

P-a-u-s-e...... 

"Now, let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your Apps,
BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God" 

S-i-l-e-n-c-e 

"As we take our tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit
cards ready." 

"Please log on to the church wi-fi using the password 'Lord909887. ' " 

"Please use your iPad to make your electronic fund transfers directly to the
church account.  Or if you prefer, the ushers will circulate mobile card
swipe machines among the pews. If you forgot to bring an electronic device,
you are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church. Those
who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer your
contributions to the church account."

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart
phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker! 

Final Blessing and Closing Announcements: "This week's ministry cell
meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual
group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out. Thursday's
Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss
out. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and
prayers. God bless you and have a nice day.

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